Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Trying to Eat Fresh


I rushed up to Subway for lunch before a work meeting. Saw a lady in a red jumpsuit lounging around outside. She asked me for 50 cents. I said nuh uh. When inside, I confirmed with the worker that I could use my coupon. She said I could if it was not expired. I check the date. It said 9/11. That is a couple weeks from now.

After having my sub built, some other worker took over payment. She asked if I wanted chips or cookies. I said I wanted 2 cookies that are included in the deal. I handed her my coupon. She said the coupon expired on the 11th. She said she could still give me the discount.

I retorted that it is going to expire on September 11. This month is August. The coupon does not expire for almost another month. I don't need her to give me anything special. Just the coupon that is currently valid. WTF?