Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Train Ride Details

Dining Car

Ticketholder may be seated with other patrons if necessary.

General Conditions:

  1. The Railroad is not responsible for delays caused by livestock on tracks.
  2. Passengers are requested to refrain from spitting tobacco on stoves.
  3. All pistols must be checked with the conductor.
  4. Positively no shooting of pheasants or cattle from train.
  5. Games of chance permitted only in baggage car.
  6. All male passengers must assit crew in shoveling snow or pushing if necessary.
  7. The Conductor is authorized to collect tickets only, no produce or IOUs.
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Passgengers:

Be on the alert for cardsharks; do not ride on roofs or platforms; do not touch steam lines on locomotive; keep heads and arms inside windows in case of Indian attacks; watch your valuables and children.

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